Thursday, April 26, 2007

Understading Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second engineer nodded approvingly, 'Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Take Two
Take Three
Take Four
Take Five
Take Six
Take Seven
Take Eight
Take Nine

4 comments:

Pegasus said...

meigh sir pakad ke batha hua hoo

Sree's Views said...

Good ones :))


There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him
for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber
replies:

I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community
Service.

Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a

"Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is
another

"Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the

barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he

finds there......



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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts

Sree's Views said...

of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut



Sorry...the above part was missed out.

thoughts of a blank mind said...

Nice one!!!