Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Most Embarrassing Moment in human life

There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"

and the final three incidents are ....

Third Place

"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE!". My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again."

Second Place

"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(dick) last night!". The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing ! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter."

And the Winner is...

This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and never returned.

However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Indian cricket team

It was not long ago when the Indian cricket team was on seventh sky .... flying all over people's mind. But Here comes a higher cliff and they come to know that they will have to learn to fly in higher altitudes. Those who can't will have to stay back or learn how to. and those who can will be rewarded.
An achievement doesn't mean that you can stop flying higher and higher.
Once you fly in higher altitude small cliffs cant sotp you and you get to see the panoramic view of the world.
Tough times doesn't last, but tough people do.

so what are you waiting for ... go, fly higher and higher!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Team meetings

Team meetings are very good breaks from the usual boring chatting and surfing.
you sit in a board room and discuss how not to do anything in the coming week and to bill whom for this special activity ( or should i call it inactivity??).
You can also discuss "issues" you are facing to complete this inactivity.
how about this one ... "boss i cant continue doing this thing ... i have got nothing to do" :P.

yeah this is what you call the status meeting or the team meeting :).

Monday, November 14, 2005

let me present Life As We Know It

Here comes my first blog after a long spell of thinking and self-encouragement.

People have various views about life ... I think this blog will reflect how I see life.

I am gonna achieve 23rd milestone of my life in couple of days.... lemme consider this blog as my b'day gift to myself :D.

hope to write a lot in near future but this much for the first one :)