Saturday, October 28, 2006

Football and 25 cents

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

Driver's Permit

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Some Good Marketing Slogans.

  1. Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
  2. Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
  3. Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
  4. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business.
  5. A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough-or else they never will be.....
  6. Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
  7. THE BEST ONE Indian Armed Forces: Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.Its our responsibility to arrange their meeting.