Thursday, January 18, 2007

ghar hai??

Apka ghar hai?

Tv hai?

Kon se channel aate hai?

Table hai?

Chair bhi hogi?

Apke ghar me chhipakali hai?

Billi hai?

Kutta kyo nahin hai?

Audio hai k cd k dvd?

Home theater kyon nahin hai?

Nal hai? Pani aata hai?

Fridge hai?

Bada hai k chhota?

Thanda karta hai?

ice banata hai?

Kon c company ka hai?

To dusri Co. ka kyon nai hai?

Fan hai k AC?Coolr kyo nahin hai?

Phone nahin hai?
hai... ACHHA.

phir to NET bhi Hoga?

Chalta hai kya?

Orkut per account bhi hoga ??

To ScRaP karte bill aata hai kya?????

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Those were the best days of my life!!!

1. On being Late

"Kab chalu hua?"

"Attendance ho gaya kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."

"Kal proxy mara tha kya"

"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"

During the lecture

"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is

"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko chod..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha......."

"mera assignment tere paas hai??"

"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha cigarette pene chalte hain ."

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"

"Boss class khatam hote hi chai chahiye......"


"Expt. 2 likha??"

"Idhar Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Areee tu to bura maan dikha na........."

Mid Sem

"Mid Sem???? ......Aree yaar...... "

"Kya...... abe Mid Sem mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga...."

"Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta......."

"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"

"Aaj kounsa test hai?"

"Oye Sanjiv kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......

"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteenchalega..."

For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya "

"Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega........"

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class karne ka kya faida

Late submission of assignments

"Maine ukko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit
kar dena"

"Last date extend hua thaa"

"I didn't know the last date"

"Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."

"They should allow XEROX........"

7 .
After exam

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh

8 .
VIVA (b4 exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee......Rohit.....terese kya poocha......."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak
preparation nahi hua hai"

9 .
VIVA (General)

"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala,
then watz the point"

"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ka watt laga diya hai"

"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai"

10 .

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

11 .
A convo:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........"

"Are baba ghasit tu samjega na wo........"


"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who
aata hai"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the

"nahi samjha to rat le"

"External ka aane ka pura scene hai....... "

"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........"

.... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ........
.... Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai ........
.... kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ........
.... kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ........
.... abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ........
.... Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai ..
.... hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ........
.... exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ........
.... tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai ... .... Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. .......
.... Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai ........
.... Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho ........
.... Ek aisi subah uthne ka man karta hai........
.... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai........
.... bas ek bar aur ........
.... wapas lautne ka man karta hai........

17 signs of falling in love


You look at their profile/picture constantly

When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

You read their texts or ims over and over again.

You walk really slow when you're with them

You feel shy whenever you're/they're around.

When you think about them, your heart beats faster and slower at the same time

You smile when you hear their voice.


When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, all you see is him//her.


You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them


They're all you think about.


You get high just from their scent.


You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them.


You would do anything for them, or anything to see them.


While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time...


You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number twelve.


You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Laws of life!!!

Newton's laws of infatuation:

love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law:

a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals .

Sunday, January 07, 2007

when is birthday??

Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox ! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Not easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an August brithday. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When itcomes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, if you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

This straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.