Sunday, July 08, 2007

Somebody else killed the rabit

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."



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9 comments:

tulipspeaks said...

hahahahaha!

a good one!



ammu.

kunal said...

LMAO! My point exactly.

Ankur said...

killed is never used in a positive sense...
use "banged" or "shot"

Sree's Views said...

:))

prerna said...

Good one!! There is a saying in Russian which says'An old man's young wife welcomes everybody except her husband'

gurpreet said...

really a great one...

amitscorpio said...

@Prerna: //'An old man's young wife welcomes everybody except her husband'// nice one!!

priya said...

A good one indeed.

Quyen said...

LOL ... really good one!!

good quote, too, prerna!