Signs!!!!

Sign on a railway station at Patna:
::Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
::Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may
be your grandmother!

Seen on a bulletin board:
::Success is relative. More the success, more the
relatives.

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
::We need your heads to run our business.

A traffic slogan:
::Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
-or else they never will be.....

THE BEST ONE :
::Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.
Indian Armed Forces