Wednesday, April 26, 2006

~Always Helping~

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm lookingfor my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking formy wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little tired and weary."
"Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
"Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs,big busted, and she's wearing a see-thru blouse and really shortshorts. What does your wife look like?"
"Doesn't matter, let's look for yours!

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