Appraisal letter .. Amazing!!

Dear Manager (HR),


Ramesh, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle. Ramesh works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Ramesh never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often, Ramesh takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. Ramesh is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Ramesh can be

classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Ramesh be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

sent away as soon as possible.


Signed - Project Leader


NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote
the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3,
5, 7, 9,11, 13)for my true assessment of him.