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- Guitar, for sale....... cheap...........no strings attached.
- Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
- Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
- When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.
- My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks straight out of the bottle.
- You know the kids are growing up when your daughter begins to put on lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.
- Sign in a bar: "Those of you who are drinking to forget, please pay in advance."
- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
- Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
- A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
- I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee.
- Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
- Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
- The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
- Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business.
- A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be.
- Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
- Sign on a famous beauty parlor window: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother.
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Nicely copied :)
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