Somebody else killed the rabit
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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9 comments:
hahahahaha!
a good one!
ammu.
LMAO! My point exactly.
killed is never used in a positive sense...
use "banged" or "shot"
:))
Good one!! There is a saying in Russian which says'An old man's young wife welcomes everybody except her husband'
really a great one...
@Prerna: //'An old man's young wife welcomes everybody except her husband'// nice one!!
A good one indeed.
LOL ... really good one!!
good quote, too, prerna!
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