The good, The bad and The Ugly!!

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It`s triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good: Your wife s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She`s a lawyer

Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He`s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You`e in them

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He`s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: The postman`s early
Bad: He`s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It`s another man
Ugly: He`s your best friend

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients


Thanx to SantaBanta!!